If you’re like Michael Hoffman, you probably like things up your caboose. And, that’s fine; even some straight guys like it. But there are some random objects that don’t belong up your anything.
These fine folks had to find out the hard way and it’s not always pretty. In fact, it’s never pretty; some of these photos are downright terrifying. According to Buzzfeed, people put all sorts of things up there.
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From glass bottles to knives and spray paint cans to Buzz Lightyear dolls, this list of random objects that don’t belong up your hoo-ha couldn’t get any weirder. Check out our 13 favorite random objects!
Body Spray
A Beer Bottle
A Feature Phone
Another Bottle…
A Peanut Butter Jar
Another Bottle AND a Bent Hanger
A lightbulb
A live shell
A Gun
A Glass
A Key
A “Toy”
A Knife
