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#ImComing: The Zayn Malik Cover for ‘Interview Magazine’

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Harry Styles isn’t the only One Direction member to show some skin. The Zayn Malik cover of Interview magazine’s September issue is one for the history books. In the photo, Malik is shirtless and relaxing on a bed. He shared the cover on Twitter and included the hashtag #ImComing.

Whether or not he was actually coming is unimportant. The super suggestive hashtag made our trousers tighten, and most definitely implies some stage of ecstasy. In addition, Malik posted a black and white version of the cover to his Instagram account, which was equally sexy. For that photo, Malik captioned the photo “good morning.”

https://instagram.com/p/7Fvht7Qj9I/?taken-by=zaynmalik

Whether or not you like One Direction, it’s impossible to deny that the ex-member is ridiculously mysterious and unapologetically good looking. From his rippling abs to his bedroom eyes, we can’t wait to see Malik’s #ImComing cover and photo spread.

H/T: Towleroad

Anti-Gay Clerk Invokes “God’s Authority” to Battle the Gays

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Kentucky anti-gay clerk Kim Davis of Rowan County is about as homophobic as you can get. As you know, she refuses to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples despite the pushback from the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). After SCOTUS ruled against Davis, she invoked “God’s authority” (whatever that is) and continued to refuse marriage licenses.

According to Mat Staver, the founder of the law firm representing Davis, “She’s going to have to think and pray about her decision overnight. She certainly understands the consequences either way.” At this point, she needs to pray a lot; she could wind up behind bars.

According to the Associated Press, Rowan County Attorney Cecil Watkins is charging Davis with official misconduct, based on the notion that anyone who “refrains from performing a duty imposed upon him by law or clearly inherent in the nature of his office.” Concisely, if she doesn’t issue marriage licenses soon, she could find herself in jail with a cellmate named Wanda poking her with a toilet brush.

Recently, a group of protestors gathered in the anti-gay clerk’s office and demanded that she “do her job!” It’s as simple as that. Do your job or step down, have a good cry and pray you find a new job soon. Watch the video below!

H/T: Towleroad

Manspreading Is Officially a Thing

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Last year, manspreading took the subways of New York by storm. Guys riding on trains simply couldn’t get enough room for their boys, so they basically took up the whole damn train. Now, some thought manspreading was incredibly annoying, while others thought the phenomenon was sort of hot. Regardless, the Oxford Dictionary officially made manspreading a word, so it’s here to stay.

The definition of manspreading is “the practice whereby a man, especially one traveling on public transportation, adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, in such a way as to encroach on an adjacent seat or seats:a campaign to discourage manspreading or using an adjacent seat as a footrest.”

Whether or not you find this public crotch display offensive or sexy, we collected a few of our favorite manspreading examples. Some of the offenders look like repeat spreaders while some of these guys cautiously spread their legs. It’s always sexier when you have confidence.

So, the next time you’re on a train or plane, give it a try. Carefully (so you don’t draw too much attention) separate your thighs and give your manly parts a breather.

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Austin Armacost Strips Down and Asks Housemate for a Massage

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Remember Austin Armacost? He’s one of the “stars” (if you want to call him that) of A-List New York (that show about tragic queens desperate for fame?) and Marc Jacobs ex-boyfriend.

Man Says He’s Too Big to Work

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Have you ever wondered how big is too big? Just ask the man with a giant thing, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera; he says says being big is overrated.

Measuring in at an astounding 19 inches, Cabrera spoke with Vanguardia, a Spanish-language media site, about the problems that come with a big appendage.

Recently, the 52-year-old man spoke out regarding the negative impact his overwhelming accessory has had on his professional and personal life. Because of his size, Cabrera hasn’t been able to work.

We know what you are thinking, and no, that doesn’t leave him more time for fun. In fact, Cabrera told Vanguardia women are too scared to take on his anaconda. Can you blame them?

Think you’d be willing to saddle up? Take our poll and watch the video!
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H/T: Huffington Post

Sexy Nick Jonas Took the VMAs to the Next Level

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In case you missed it, a sexy Nick Jonas debuted the music video for “Levels” at the MTV VMAs last night and it was fantastic.

Kellan Lutz Has a Giant Anaconda in His Pants

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Kellan Lutz has always been a heartthrob, and for good reason. He’s in incredible shape and basically made us wish we were undead. One thing is certain, whatever’s in his pants is very much alive. On more than one occasion, Lutz’ has showed off his hammer and it’s obviously impressive. Although the photo below is from 2014, it’s still worth a peek.

The Hercules star was photographed strutting around in a pair of basketball shorts, and he’s obviously not wearing an underwear. Kellan Lutz is known for his bulging muscles, but this muscle might be his most bulging asset.

This is a photo of Kellan Lutz walking on the streets
Credit: Tumblr

Whether or not you like Twilight, it’s hard to deny that Lutz is incredibly sexy and obviously packing heat. The only question we have is why is he walking around with a semi? Any guesses?

Kellan Lutz
Credit: Tumblr

UPDATE: Somehow, we missed this little gem. You’re welcome.

Kellan Lutz

Nick Jonas Teases About Steamy Scenes in ‘Kingdom’

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When Nick Jonas teases about upcoming scenes in Kingdom, we shut up and listen. 

Ricky Martin Takes On Donald Trump

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What happens when Ricky Martin takes on Donald Trump for attacking Latin people?