Archive note (October 23, 2026): This guide was originally published in 2018. Product availability has changed. Unavailable listings are marked below. Original prices have been removed.
Pride season is just around the corner, and if you don’t have a couple of gay shirts to wear, you better get on it. Whether you would prefer something trendy like a #bottom t-shirt or a flirtatious eggplant emoji tank top, we have you covered.
Here are our top ten picks to make your Pride look pop!
1. Peach and Eggplant Emoji
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It says “put your eggplant in my peach” without being overly explicit.
2. Butt Slut
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Well, you’re not wasting any time are you?
3. No One Should Live in the Closet
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Harry Potter fans rejoice; coming out is your choice!
4. Bear Periodic Table
Suggestive and smart.
5. Pole Dancing Unicorn
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“I want to be that boring ass horse,” said no one ever.
6. Sounds Gay, Count Me In…
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… side you.
7. Sorry About Your Hole
Power top, anyone?
8. Make American Gay Again
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Because gay is great.
9. Guncle
For when you take your favorite niece to a Pride Parade.
10. I Would Bottom You So Hard
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So you can respond to the guy wearing the “Sorry About Your Hole” shirt.
