Whet your appetite with these bitesize videos.
Step right up, step right up! Instead of spending hours thirsty, scrolling through TikTok, let us do it for you. For those who are interested in men and non-binary folks, we’ve got all that you could ever need right here and more. From masculine to feminine, slender to chunky, and everything in between, add a little sexy to your for you page. Celebrate the human form in all of its beautiful variety. Your algorithm is going be looking pretty sexy once we’re finished with you.
Let’s take this alphabetically.
Beltran: @beltran.beltran
This go-go dancing bear from Brazil offers a very firm reminder that you don’t need abs or masculinity to please a crowd.
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Tom & James: @bfcuties
Speaking of bears, why have one bear when you can have two at the same time?
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Dillon: @cropttopboi
If you had this Pittsburgh-based teacher as your professor, I doubt you’d get much work done.
Edw: @edswurst
This bear is self-described as “unbearably gay and thicc,” but I think we can bear it.
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Griffin Maxwell Brooks: @griffinmaxwellbrooks
This fashion expert and diver for Princeton put it best when they said, “There’s no such thing as ugly. There’s only hot and camp”.
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Thaddeus: @hippypotter
Yes, you can be adorable, hot, and devastatingly beautiful all at once. At least, digital artist Thaddeus makes it look easy.
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Pierre and Nicky: @itspierreboo & @nickychampa
Chances are you’ve already found Pierre (and his partner Nicky) on TikTok, and then blocked them because their perfection makes you mad. Here is your reminder to give them another couple of months.
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Jaimie Wilson: @jaimiewilsonmusic
The perfect man does not exi-
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Jim Nowakowski: @jimnowakowski
When you’re talking about appreciating the human form, it’s hard now to bring up Jim Nowakowski. Thirst can be classy too!
Koendanai: @koendanai
While we’re at it, we can thirst and deconstruct gender norms at the same time. Look no further than Thailand-based creator Koendanai!
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Laith Ashley: @laith_ashley
You didn’t think we’d make it the whole article without talking about Laith, did you?
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JC and Craggy: @onehugelongname & @blib_blobblib
Oh, you wanted more muscle? This Miami-based gay Cuban and his partner Craggy have more than enough beef to go around. They’re also way too cute together.
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Alex and Ricky: @ourboystory
Sometimes you’re thirsty for something sexy, other times you’re thirsty for love. These two cuties even warm my cold heart. Also, they’re very hot.
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Harper Watters: @theharperwatters
It’s not thirsting, it’s art! At least that’s what you can say when your friends find 20 videos from this Houston Ballet dancer in your likes. It literally is art though.
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Jason Diaz: @thejasondiaz
Diaz is literally is the only person to whom you can legitimately say “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”. Watch Jason’s perfection confuse the hell out of people.
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Kenneth Sky: @thekennethsky
Sometimes there are no words, just uninhibited, unabashed thirst. And that’s valid.
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Vlad V.: @vladimir_ville
We couldn’t leave without a little more belly appreciation. Don’t worry, Vlad’s got you covered.
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There you have it! That should shake your algorithm up a little bit. You’re welcome. Report back to us and let us know how it went.
